Top Ten Ways to tell if Martha Stewart's Stalking your
potpourri hanging from your Goldens collar.
9. Your Goldens nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. Your Goldens toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia.
6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.
5. You find liver dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters.
4. Dog hairs been collected & put in wire baskets for bird nesting
3. A seasonally appropriate wreath adorns the front of your Goldens crate.
2. Your Golden goes outside naked & comes back in a hand knitted sweater.
And The #1 Way You Know That Martha Stewart Is Stalking Your Golden is
1. Your Goldens droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.