New Golden Puppy Owners|
Dont smell crotches,
dont eat plants.
Dont steal food or underpants.
Dont eat my socks, dont grab my hair...
Dont rip the stuffing from that chair!
Dont eat those peas, dont touch that bush,
Dont chew my shoes, what IS this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the litter box, its for the cat!
(and must you kiss me after that?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Dont despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years youll get back your life!
So lets go for walkies & you can do your thing,
And maybe Ill get back my good diamond ring!