golden retriever puppy

How To Make Puppy Pie

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients . . .

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise & 1 cup fun

Blend well. Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size. Mix with owner until consistency in such that owner & puppy are one. Enjoy!