golden retriever puppy

Golden Puppy Laws

If I like it, it’s MINE!
If it’s in my mouth, it’s MINE! 
If I can take it from you, it’s MINE!
If I had it a little while ago, it’s MINE!
If it’s MINE, it must never appear to be yours in any way!
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are MINE!
If it looks like MINE, it’s MINE!
If I saw it first, it’s MINE!
If toys are out, all of them are MINE!  
If you are playing with something and put it down,
it automatically becomes MINE! 
If I think it’s MINE, it’s MINE! 
But, if its broken it’s YOURS!