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Dog Shows in Heaven

It was a slow day in heaven so G-d phoned Satan to see what was going on down there. “It’s slow here, too”, said Satan. “Well,” G-d said, “I think a dog show might be fun.” “Sounds good,” says Satan, “But why are you calling me? You’ve got all the dogs up there.” “I know,” answered G-d, “But you’ve got all the judges.”