golden retriever puppy



The Twelve Days of Puppy
(to be sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the 1st day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 2nd of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 3rd day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 4th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 5th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 6th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 7th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 8th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Where you’d least expect it — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree —  On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 9th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Just around the corner — Where you’d least expect it — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 10th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Where we’ll never find it — Just around the corner — Where you’d least expect it — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 11th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — Beneath the table — Where we’ll never find it — Just around the corner — Where you’d least expect it — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway

On the 12th day of puppy, our Golden babe made wee — ON THE COUCH SOMEHOW — Beneath the table — Where we’ll never find it — Just around the corner — Where you’d least expect it — Halfway up the stairs — Beside his food dish — RIGHT IN MY SHOE! — Across the kitchen floor — On my lap — Underneath our tree — On the carpeting in the hallway!


Your choice — turn off music or keep on.


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