1. You have a photo of your Golden in the wallet, but not one of your kids.
2. You can’t fully enjoy yourself without your Golden.
3. No matter how large a bed, it’s not large enough for you & your Golden.
4. You spend more on Golden toys & treats than you do for yourself.
5. You let the neighbor Golden sleep over.
6. You believe there is no such thing as a naughty Golden.
7. Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent or mortgage.
8. When you need someone to talk to, your Golden is your first choice.
9. Your Golden taught you to fetch and roll over.
10. You have no reservations about kissing your guy on the lips, even knowing where they’ve been.