There were two buddies one with a Golden Retriever and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Golden says to his friend, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”

The buddy with the Golden says, “Just follow my lead.” They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Golden Retriever puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The seating hostess says, “Sorry, no pets are allowed.” The man with the Golden Retriever says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.” So, she then lets him in.

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, “What the heck,” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses & walks in. Once again the hostess says, “Sorry, no pets are allowed.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.” In a questioning tone the hostess says, “A Chihuahua?” The man with the Chihuahua says, “A Chihuahua??? You mean to tell me they gave me a Chihuahua?!”