golden retriever puppy



Dog Haiku

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds — I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy — come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man — come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
How do I love thee?
The ways are as numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I Hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot — no greater bliss — well,
Maybe catching rats
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
The cat is not all
Bad — she fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.
Dig under the fence — why?
Because it is there. Because it’s
There. Because it’s there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.


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