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Dog Haiku I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways are as numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. I Hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot no greater bliss well, Maybe catching rats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much as I do. The cat is not all Bad she fills the litter box With tootsie rolls. Dig under the fence why? Because it is there. Because its There. Because its there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating.
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