On the 1st day of creation, the Lord created the Golden Retriever.

On the 2nd day of creation, the Lord created man to serve the Golden.

On the 3rd day of creation, the Lord created birds to help with field work for the Golden.

On the 4th day of creation,  the Lord created labor so that man could work for the Golden.

On the 5th day of creation, the Lord created the tennis ball for the Golden to retrieve.

On the 6th day of creation, the Lord created veterinary medicine to keep the Golden healthy and man broke.

On the 7th day of creation, the Lord tried to rest, but He had to walk the Golden.