Bill of Rights The right to go out for long walks. The right to go out for rides to cool places. The right to have a treat, of our choosing. The right to have the freedom to go wherever we please. The right to dog-accessible refrigerators. The right to have lower kitchen countertops. The right to meet & stay in touch with our biological parents. The right to have litter visitation rights. The right to TV with close-captioning by a dog interpreter. The right to be fitted with looser, more comfortable collars. The right to be a member in the Mr. Steak Birthday Club. The right to have better garbage to dig around in. The right to bury perfectly good stuff for no reason. The right to dig up & rebury this good stuff for no reason. The right to interview and then choose our humans. The right to go out for long walks. The right to go out for rides to cool places. The right to have more treats, of our choosing. The right to have even more treats, of our choosing.